This article was written in-house by Billy Benign, who has refused to register an account at this time.

The bloated Soviet Flag in all its imperialism.
If there’s one thing that grinds my gizzard it’s definitely the very idea of Communism. Actually, I have a bigger problem with the pronunciation; “KAH-myoo-nism?” What the duck? It should sound more like the word “communal,” so it would be “kuh-MYOO-nism.” That would at least make it sound 32% less evil. Continue reading





